Excuses For Late Rent

When the rent stops coming in and tenants are contacted, landlords are often treated to one excuse or the other as reasons for not paying rent.  Some of these excuses why the tenant is late on rent is comical while other excuses for not paying rent is just plain sad.  The next time your tenant decides to not pay rent and gives you a keeper excuse, first get your eviction started then share it with your fellow landlords!